The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Flournoy gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
78%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flournoy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.