The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Flournoy's stadium. Only over Flournoy.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Flournoy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.