The Inch-Short Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Flournoy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
84%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Flournoy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.