The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Flournoy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Flournoy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.