The Inch-Short Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Flournoy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
90%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flournoy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.