The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Flournoy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Flournoy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.