The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Flournoy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flournoy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.