The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Flournoy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flournoy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.