The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Flournoy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Flournoy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.