The Dropped Pass Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Flournoy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flournoy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.