The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Flournoy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
77%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Flournoy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.