The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flournoy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.