The Dropped Pass Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Flournoy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Flournoy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.