The Late Scratch Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flournoy was due a breakout.
- Flournoy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flournoy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.