The Phantom Flag Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Flournoy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.