The Butter-Finger Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Flournoy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Flournoy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.