The Inch-Short Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Flournoy's stadium. Only over Flournoy.
77%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Flournoy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.