The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Flournoy's stadium. Only over Flournoy.
92%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flournoy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.