The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flournoy was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Flournoy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Flournoy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.