The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Flournoy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flournoy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.