The Pick-Six Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Darnold slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
75%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Darnold scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.