The Checkdown Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Darnold, the end zone is a rumor.
76%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Darnold drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.