The Overthrow Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Darnold, the end zone is a rumor.
- Darnold is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Darnold's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.