The Hamstring Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Every deep ball Darnold throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Darnold drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.