The Bad Snap Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Darnold, the end zone is a rumor.
- Darnold leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
86%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Darnold's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.