The Pick-Six Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
- Darnold tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Darnold, Darnold, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.