The Phantom Flag Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
- Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Darnold's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.