The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Darnold: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
- Darnold takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
91%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Darnold scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.