The Kneel-Down Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- The play clock hits zero on Darnold four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Darnold leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
87%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Darnold drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.