The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Darnold gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
89%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Darnold, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.