The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Darnold will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
85%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Darnold's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.