The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Darnold drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.