The Kneel-Down Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Darnold's stadium. Only over Darnold.
86%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Darnold drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.