The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
- Darnold's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Darnold drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.