The Hamstring Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Ref: "Number Darnold, that's a flag." Darnold: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Every deep ball Darnold throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Darnold's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.