The Late Scratch Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Darnold will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
82%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Darnold, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.