The Late Scratch Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Darnold gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Darnold drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.