The Bad Snap Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Darnold's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.