The Bad Snap Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Every deep ball Darnold throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- A mysterious flag erases Darnold's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Darnold, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.