The Overthrow Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Darnold's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
- Darnold gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Darnold drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.