The Late Scratch Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Darnold will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
83%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Darnold's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.