The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Darnold's stadium. Only over Darnold.
72%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Darnold scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.