The Overthrow Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Darnold: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
- Darnold throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Darnold drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.