The Kneel-Down Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ref: "Number Darnold, that's a flag." Darnold: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Darnold's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.