The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Every deep ball Darnold throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
83%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Darnold scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.