The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Every deep ball Darnold throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Darnold, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.