The Late Scratch Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Darnold will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Darnold, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.