The Hamstring Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Darnold on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Darnold's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.