The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Darnold, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.