The Snap Count Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Darnold gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Darnold scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.